2008-06-01 [Mr. oogie boogie]: To be fair? no offense.. but not everyone can deal with it that easily

2008-06-01 [Ultiem]: can you ignore things?

2008-06-01 [Mr. oogie boogie]: It would make things simpler huh.. xD

2008-06-01 [Ultiem]: little bit it would spare your nerves and make your feel goods continue to feel good

2008-06-01 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Why would i need that when i so clearly have you hear :D

xD jk..

2008-06-01 [Ultiem]: um...yeah im gonna play game

2008-06-01 [Mr. oogie boogie]: xD ahahahah

2008-06-02 [Araglas]: *hugs kitty*

2008-06-02 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -smiles and hugs araglas- hey hun

2008-06-04 [Araglas]: hi!!

2008-06-04 [Ultiem]: by the way incase any one is concerned this is what you call a blow out. when one person wins (legally) and without mercy

2008-06-04 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -srugs- on thing i will always love about Tony is the fact that he isnt competative.

2008-06-04 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Thanks for not loving that i am then? *looks confused*

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -giggles and hugs oogie- Darling i grew up with an over competative father and brother. Its not really my thing. I am not a competative person

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: no... i was looking confused.. because since when was i competetive xD

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -giggles- you proved to be when you changed your vote

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: only because i found it rude how i was gonna vote for him to show decency.. and he votes for himself anyway..

so im competetive if i vote for myself... but its perfectly fine that he does.. right? xD

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -giggles- he had voted for himself before you even come up to cote silly goose. lol no you are comeptative by what you said as well. lmao i remeber things quite well when i read them

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Fine xD.. i admit im still competetive

But your telling me.. when you dont enter a competetion.. or play a game with other people... you dont play to win?

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: Honestly, no i dont. Every contest i have been on here. Was of [Ultiem]'s doing the first time there was no warning, the seciond he said he would and i figured what was the point in protesting. He was going to do it weather i wanted him to or not. In the seciest girl award If it ment that much to her to win.... all she had to do was ask and i would have forfitted so she could have first. I dont play games or be in contests to win. What is the point of winning (or losing) if you didnt have fun, or even learn something from it?

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Because theres many other things to do in the world which allows you to have fun or learn something from.

contests are BUILT for winning

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -shakes head- No they arent. If that was true then i would have to admit my father was right in all he did over the years. Which is somthign i wont do

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: well i dont know what your father did so im not saying he was right or not.. maybe he was wrong but the point is still the same..

but you cant deny that they are built for winning just because of that reason dear "/... im sorry but you cant... if contests and competetitions werent built for someone to win.. then they wouldnt exist...

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -giggles- they were built to bring people together under a common idea or event. not to win things. that is why the government here is so corrupt, they think its all about winning to be top dog for 4 years

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: and now you've changed it so its about politics

What about.. the world cup.. beauty (padgeants?).. Heck.. even the lottery xD

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: lol the lotter is for people who dont have anything better. Beauty pagents are for chicks who think taht thgey are better than everyone else (when in all reality they couldnt cut it in a labor job) and the world cup, again bringing people together under a common idea or event. I guarenttee you that if you went up to one of them and asked them if they are having fun, they would tell you YES.

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: They may be about all those reasons.. but just because the lottery is for people who dont have anything better.. and just because beauty padgents are for those girls who think they are better..

that doesnt change the fact that they are about winning.. same for the world cup...

Sure.. ask them if they are having fun and they will say yes..

Will they say no if you ask them if they are in it to win?

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -smiles- the true good sports. Yes they would. Weatgher you win or lose, as long as you had fun...who gives a crap

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Doesnt matter... people may not care if they win or lose.. but its still built about winning or losing ^^

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -giggles- if you say so. oh also. this converstation just now. proved one thingq

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: I think i know what that is xD..

but go on

2008-06-05 [Ruprecht Romanova]: If a contest or competition wasn't meant for someone to be designated as winner, it wouldn't be a contest or competition. Look up the definition for 'compete' in the dictionary.

Almost everything we do in life is a competition - if not with others, than with yourself. Don't tell me you've never tried to do better than you did before in something you were doing - that's competition. 

It's naturally built into our psyches to strive to top ourselves and each other, to come out as victor in some respect. How far you take it is something else.

2008-06-05 [Ultiem]: perfection is the poison the world strives for, so if youre the best at everything no one will try, your skills wane, and then you lose

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -giggles- yet, leave it to bob to have to bring the dictionary into it. -looks at oogie- no it just proves that we love to argue ^_^ i know i do

2008-06-05 [Mr. oogie boogie]: i do to.. though im crap at it xD

2008-06-05 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -giggles- Just gotta know what you are arguing about

2008-06-06 [Ruprecht Romanova]: I prefer to call it debating rather than arguing. Arguing calls to my mind a high state of emotion and lack of self-discipline and control, as well as a potential lapse in reason, logic, and rationale. Debate means you're calm and hitting on all mental cylinders (with emotion on the backburner) to discuss differing points of view in a mature and respectful manner.

2008-06-06 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: O.o oh you can argue and be rational. lol i do it all the time

2008-06-09 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Technically, arguing and/or debating is another form of competition. 

I'm pretty sure most people can manage to argue rationally...even children can do it successfully. I've been manipulating various family members and friends and authority figures with rational argument for the better part of my life.

2008-06-11 [Ultiem]: yes and we all thought [Disenchanted with existence] wasnt gonna turn around in best ass but she did. This is one anyone else wanna repeat what [Ruprecht Romanova] just did can get my procrastination on

2008-06-16 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: take mah poll!!!!

2008-06-16 [Ultiem]: spammer

2008-06-16 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: YES I AM!!!!

2008-06-16 [Mr. oogie boogie]: i was getting spammed on AIM yesterday... not saying any names

Báthory >.>

2008-06-16 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -snickers- lmao. mine ish a good spamage though

2008-06-17 [DRACE]: hmmm that reminds me I have to go check my aim account >.<

2008-06-24 [Disenchanted with existence]: huh i get talked about

2008-06-24 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: its not all about you ya goose

2008-06-24 [Ultiem]: the fairy god mother talked about me

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: the fairy god mother? xD

2008-06-24 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: dont ask.....

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: *doesnt ask*

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: So.... when does this poll close?

Haha... jk ultiem ^^.. <3

xD

2008-06-24 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: lmao end of month goofy

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: i knew xD.. as i said.. i was kidding

i hope he doesnt get mad anyway O.o

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: he Shcaresh meh xD

2008-06-24 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -giggles- should see what he was doing earlier

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: i wanna know.. i wanna know..

unless it was some weird kinky sex thing.. xD

2008-06-24 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: -frowns- no

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: xD haha

<3

well.. what was it?

2008-06-24 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: tell in pm

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: no... i meant xD.... i meant what was he doing earlier?

2008-06-24 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: i know....imma tell you im PM so a certain someone doesnt get all pissy on me and when i retaliate with truth go and blame it on my hormones

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: xD ahaha.. that excuse works for so many things xD

2008-06-24 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: right. thought I dont use it...i went through hell to learn to control my emotions..im not just giving up on the control just to have an exscuse for my actions. I am responsible requardless and therefore provide no exscuse.

2008-06-24 [Ultiem]: because i can is my excuse

2008-06-24 [Bat Zaddy]: I like that excuse.

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Yeah... nikolas knows everyone can when it comes to him...

xD jk love haha <33 dont hurt me

2008-06-24 [Bat Zaddy]: Look at Jack, curbstomping his competition.

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Curbstomping?

and... i dunno.. he could turn it around? it is possible O.o

2008-06-24 [Bat Zaddy]: Yes curbstomping

2008-06-24 [Ultiem]: fail

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: fail? O.o

2008-06-24 [Ultiem]: failed at preventing his head from being curbstomped

2008-06-24 [Bat Zaddy]: FAIL.

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: you can so see his cock flap up in his pants xD ahahah

2008-06-24 [Ultiem]: Phail

2008-06-24 [Bat Zaddy]: Hahaha. Wow. That's just... wow

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: ... i like watching it now xD

2008-06-24 [Bat Zaddy]: Would it ruin it if I told you, he's a Nazi? If you look at it just right, you can see the swastika on his chest.

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: yeah that ruined it..

2008-06-24 [Bat Zaddy]: It's from a movie, American History X. And one of the first scene's he's fucking the chick from "The Craft", Nancy.

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Omg.. i fucking love that film. AND nancy..

2008-06-24 [Bat Zaddy]: The scene where Sarah actually starts getting along with her, and hanging out with them, and it's playing the song that they're all walking, and Nancy's hair is pulled back into a bun she looks like my friend [Isfet]

2008-06-24 [Mr. oogie boogie]: well.. when she went crazy at the house and killed the guy? her hairstyle.. skin colour... dress... was like my friend janthie at prom...

2008-06-24 [Bat Zaddy]: haha, wow.

2008-07-01 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Wooooo ^^

2008-07-02 [Bat Zaddy]: Gooo Jack. >_< Hah

2008-07-04 [Ultiem]: If you havent noticed theres a poll on fake awards concerning a new award catagory.

2008-07-04 [Mr. oogie boogie]: .. i noticed xD..

2008-09-27 [Ultiem]: All Fake awards crew take notice of the activity going on in the forums. Feedback isnt important but a responce is, otherwise i get to scrubbing names. - [Ultiem]

2008-12-02 [Deleted user]: i love that film hate the ending thow

2008-12-02 [Mr. oogie boogie]: do we have to stay active in forums? they are confusing? xD

2008-12-02 [Deleted user]: no there not

2008-12-02 [Mr. oogie boogie]: they are for some xD

2008-12-02 [Deleted user]: good point but confusion is funny

2009-04-23 [Bat Zaddy]: Whoa, resize the picture.

2009-04-23 [DroopySleepy]: How?

2009-04-23 [Bat Zaddy]: Like that.

2009-04-23 [DroopySleepy]: Thanks

2009-04-23 [Bat Zaddy]: No problem.

2009-05-11 [DroopySleepy]: Whee, a new message!

2009-05-11 [Deleted user]: its strange

2009-05-13 [Marshmellow]: its not strange its goofy

2009-05-13 [Deleted user]: nothing wrong with goofie he was a great cartoon

2009-05-13 [DroopySleepy]:

2009-05-13 [Deleted user]: wet shaven and hot

2009-05-13 [Marshmellow]: eww i didn't knw u liked kats that way

2009-06-01 [Deleted user]: yeah im an evil cunt

2009-10-02 [Toddy]: dollies ish only slave looker on heres

2009-10-03 [IceDragonKing]: damn doll is hot

2009-10-03 [DeeJay™]: *sniff sniff* ..what's that i smell? [Doll]'s gonna make a clean-sweep of the Fake awards..? xD  could be!

2009-10-03 [Doll]: oh pfft XP

2009-10-03 [DeeJay™]: now all you need to do is show them your penis! haha

2009-10-03 [Doll]: LOL... as soon as i buy it ^_^

2009-10-03 [DeeJay™]: do i want to know? ..i believe i do! xD

2009-10-03 [Doll]: lol <3 aww DJ, DJ, DJ...

2009-10-03 [DeeJay™]: deadmau5 did it *points*

2009-10-03 [Doll]: lol... *looks and glares*

2009-10-03 [DeeJay™]: teehee!
*runs away whilst you're not looking*

2009-10-03 [Toddy]: wows,

2009-10-03 [DeeJay™]: soooo... has [Doll] won yet? haha
y'know, you should probably just award her first, and let us vote between the other two :]

2009-10-04 [Bunny Chan]: Yeah really lol

2009-10-04 [Toddy]: yehhhs

2009-10-04 [DeeJay™]: or, just.. award her first.. lol. i dont see anything slave-like with the other two pics, and i've never had the pleasure of speaking to either, unfortunately. so my vote would be kinda... pointless

2009-10-04 [Toddy]: that was my point, yeh, i mean there it goes cause i dont even know id dollie is good slave lol, but she sure as hell looks the part, the other two may as well be, but i know neither of the other two

2009-10-05 [Bunny Chan]: Exactly...i'm thinking of haveing my bf take a pic of me and getting Misa or Doll to nominate me

2009-10-05 [Doll]: cool, i wouldnt mind doing it for you next month

2009-10-05 [Bunny Chan]: Sweet I'll let ukno when the pics in my Wiki

2009-10-06 [Doll]: ok hun

2009-10-06 [Toddy]: lol what bout the nom for me lol

2009-10-06 [Doll]: im a donor, i can nom 2 times a month...

2009-10-06 [Toddy]: ooooohhh !! <3 - wink wink nudge nugde-

2009-10-08 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-10-08 [Toddy]: i wonder if she got the hint lol

2009-10-12 [Marshmellow]: its not fair some bitch thinks she cann just put a pic on here when ive had my pic up for months with nobody putting any pic on here i should have got an award along time ago cause i had my pic up for months

2009-10-13 [DeeJay™]: get over yourself xD
on a side note - enter the best penis award :D

2009-10-13 [Ultiem]: Hey um [Marshmellow]? It isn't a contest if your the only one there. It's just you collecting dust until someone like [Queen of Dreams] does something funny like gets nominated.

So I ask you this once. Refrain from using insults here in the awards and have a happy day.

2009-10-13 [DeeJay™]: _{psst, [Ultiem].. *whispers* i think you're supposed to be a little more professional than bring your personal stuff with [Queen of Dreams] into it.}

2009-10-13 [Bunny Chan]: Doll for the WIN!!!!

2009-10-13 [Doll]: *hugs [Bunny Chan]* thanks <3

2009-10-13 [Toddy]: beep

2009-10-13 [Bunny Chan]: Welcome hun

2009-10-13 [Marshmellow]: yall can suck my nuts i dont care who wins now its all bullshit

2009-10-13 [DeeJay™]: real mature, bud. *thumbsup*

2009-10-14 [Toddy]: - runns around marshmellow-
always wanted to run around

2009-10-14 [Deleted user]: awwwwwww you a little bit upset marshmellow?

2009-10-14 [Toddy]: - face plants whn i trip on KInky -

2009-10-14 [Deleted user]: ouch that hurt

2009-10-14 [Toddy]: crawls back up ,,, runs around Kinky and Marshmellow

2009-10-14 [DroopySleepy]: *Puts foot out to trip [Toddy] & sucessfully trips [Toddy]*
^_^

2009-10-14 [Toddy]: - face plants again,,,,,-

( blood runnign down face in beard, and shirt)

- gets back up runns around all three anrgry mushrooms -

2009-10-14 [Doll]: O.o

2009-10-14 [Toddy]: yepps

2009-10-19 [Queen of Dreams]: oh and by the way just because my husband didn't want your bf doesn't mean I did a damn thing to you

2009-10-19 [Toddy]: hug? miss angel?

2009-10-19 [Ultiem]: [Queen of Dreams] This is your warning, end the insults.

2009-10-19 [Deleted user]: [Toddy]i feel dizzy *looks at your face and wipes the blood off*youll be grand

2009-10-19 [Toddy]: hmms, i dunnoo

2009-10-29 [Deleted user]: people are so hostile*in the gayest voice you can imagine*

2009-10-30 [Toddy]: i dont think i should dance around the angry mushrooms,

2009-11-02 [Bunny Chan]: *GLOMPS Kryl*

2009-11-02 [Toddy]: tehee, love?

2009-11-02 [Bunny Chan]: Yepp

2009-11-02 [Toddy]: ayyy

2009-11-02 [Bunny Chan]: so...

2009-11-02 [Toddy]: lick?

2009-11-02 [Bunny Chan]: *Licks Todd's cheek*

2009-11-02 [Toddy]: ayyyyyyyyyy :D

2009-11-03 [Bunny Chan]: :D

2009-11-03 [Toddy]: i got lickedddd

2009-11-03 [Bunny Chan]: Yepp

2009-11-03 [Toddy]: yayyyy mew what you been doing bunny-chan

2009-11-03 [Bunny Chan]: Nm just chores

2009-11-03 [Toddy]: awhhs, me is a making scarves!!!!!

2009-11-03 [Doll]: yay for scarves!!!

2009-11-03 [Toddy]: yepps got all the blavck panels out , bou to do misa's pink and then your white,

2009-11-03 [Bunny Chan]: I want one....in in BLUE!!!!

2009-11-03 [Toddy]: i have no blues fabric, ill try next time i get supplies ok bunny-chan

2009-11-03 [Bunny Chan]: Okay

2009-11-07 [DroopySleepy]: Why didn't he get an award added to his profile?

2009-11-10 [Doll]: if you won an award but have yet to be awarded the badge, please personally message [Ultiem] and kindly remind him that you have been forgotten ^_^

2009-11-14 [Queen of Dreams]: I thought only first place got a badge

2009-11-15 [Doll]: nope if there are winners for 2nd and first place they get badges too :)

2009-11-17 [Queen of Dreams]: so pretty much everyone that ran gets one if they placed

2009-11-17 [Doll]: yep, just uh, [Ultiem] is the person who gives out the badges, and he hasnt really been on :/

2009-11-17 [Queen of Dreams]: well you learn something new everyday then

2009-11-17 [Doll]: yep yep ^_^

2009-11-17 [Queen of Dreams]: ok so how do you find out when voting starts on all the awards and when you can no longer send in nominations

2009-11-17 [Doll]: nominations can be entered at any time before a poll is up
polls are posted on the first of a month if there is more than 1 person nominated
and polls are suppose to end at the end of the month >.>
but the start and stop of polls is a little wacky with the moderator not logging on to do their durites :/

2009-11-17 [Queen of Dreams]: so basically its guess and hope you get the pic for the person your nominating in time

2009-11-17 [Doll]: well kind of XP
though if he isnt on much this month, i'll just take over the moderating and ask one of the gaurds to do the badging so that the awards can still be on time
so uh, yeah, just nominate before the first of the month :)

2009-11-17 [Queen of Dreams]: will do thanks

2009-11-17 [Doll]: no problem, happy nominating ^_^

2009-11-17 [Toddy]: meow:) happiness again

2010-06-19 [DRACE]: *listens to the sounds of crickets and a far off bird, carring in the background*

2011-11-08 [Echo]: Little updates... View the new rules: You no longer need to be a forum member to nominate and if you won this award before you may be nominated again after three months.

2012-06-23 [Loki]: im posting this on here for every one 2 read http://fake.swedma.com/wiki.html?name=Fake%20Awards%20Rules

2014-04-22 [Doll]: I'm all for awards running, and this clearly needs more noms. But there seems to be a hiccup with someone nomming them self.

2014-04-22 [Deej]: Dooooollll? have you been nomming yourself again? you know other people would be happy to nom you if you just asked nicely!